1
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What are you guys doing?

2
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It's a magic trick
we just saw on TV.

3
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    It's called
    "The Two-Layer Pineapple

4
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       Surprise Cake
       In A Sun Hat" trick.

5
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      With mom's sun hat?

6
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   We couldn't find Willie's.

7
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 And now, without further ado,
 a pinch of yeast

8
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          and two eggs.

9
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           One, two.

10
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      Does mom know you're
      using her sun hat?

11
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        Silence, please!

12
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   Will the young man with
   the freckles and the overbite

13
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please mix the ingredients.

14
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  She doesn't know, does she?

15
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    I'm running this trick
    on a need-to-know basis.

16
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         - Is it done?
         - Perfect!

17
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               Now cover the hat
               with the plate

18
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       as I say the magic words.

19
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         Hacus pacus..

20
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       ...Betty Crock-us.

21
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            'Ta-da!'

22
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            Ladies and gentlemen

23
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         ALF's magical two-layer
         pineapple surprise..

24
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            ...soup.

25
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         [theme music]

26
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[music continues]

27
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       [music continues]

28
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      [instrumental music]

29
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             What are you doing?

30
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It was Kate's idea.

31
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        I have to write
        this 100 times.

32
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      On the refrigerator?

33
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        She didn't say.

34
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             Allow me to present
             an alternative

35
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     to writing on
     the major appliances.

36
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                    What's that?

37
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It's a magic kit.

38
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I thought I'd introduce you

39
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to some less messy tricks.

40
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   What do you know about magic?

41
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I dabbled a little
      when I was your age.

42
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       Uh.. Your height.

43
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               Really? Oh! Oh!
               Show me! Show me!

44
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Well.. Yeah.

45
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Here. Pick a card.

46
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Any card.

47
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Pick...a card.

48
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I'm gonna tell you
what that card is.

49
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    I know what the card is.

50
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    It's the nine of clubs.

51
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Pick another...card.

52
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   Any card. This time don't
   tell me what it is.

53
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              Why?

54
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         'Any...card.'

55
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            [sighs]

56
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         There. Happy?

57
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             Okay.

58
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Now you take
    a good look at that card

59
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       and then put it
       back in the pack.

60
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            [sighs]

61
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Alright, now,
I'm going to concentrate

62
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on your thoughts.

63
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Uh..

64
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Our thought waves
are connecting..

65
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    I feel the vibrations..

66
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Ha! Aha!

67
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Is that your card?

68
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           Beats me.

69
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      Don't you remember?

70
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      You said take a look

71
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     not commit to memory.

72
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    ALF, this is your card.

73
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These cards are marked.

74
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              Well, you cheated!

75
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        I didn't cheat.

76
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You cheated, you lied

77
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  you said that you loved me.

78
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       It's not cheating.

79
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 It's part of the trick. Watch.

80
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       Wow! How did you do that?

81
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It's all here.

82
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It's right in here!

83
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                Well, can I see?

84
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   First, I want you to make

85
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the writing on
the refrigerator disappear.

86
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          No problem.

87
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             Alakazoo, alakazam!

88
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I think this
would work better.

89
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      Alakazoo, alakazam!

90
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     [engine revving on TV]

91
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       Yo, it's showtime!

92
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Actually, ALF, it's HBO.

93
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      Ladies and gentlemen

94
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        may I present..

95
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     ...ALF the Stupefying!

96
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<i> Grazie.</i>

97
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What magic have we to look
forward to tonight, Stupe?

98
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      Picture, if you will

99
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     an ordinary flowerpot.

100
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    Empty to the human eye.

101
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        But one tap with
        my magic wand

102
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  and the flowerpot becomes..

103
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 ...big jaggedy pieces of clay.

104
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             Ta-da!

105
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           I'll get the dustpan.

106
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Uh-uh. No need!

107
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My lovely assistant will
take care of it later.

108
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     I guess I'm
     the lovely assistant.

109
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For my next trick

110
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I'll need a volunteer
from the audience.

111
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            Ah, yes!

112
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 The lady with the questionable
 fashion sense!

113
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        What's going on?

114
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        ALF is being stupefying.

115
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Oh, well, I would love to watch

116
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but I'm going to the Octoplex.

117
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   - Dad, can I borrow $10?
   - Well, I guess so. Sure.

118
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Thanks.

119
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   Hey, this is even better!

120
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    I'll do the disappearing
    $10 bill trick.

121
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I think we just saw that.

122
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  Young lady, please put your
  $10 bill into this envelope

123
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          and seal it.

124
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           Ah, okay.

125
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           [humming]

126
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           [laughing]

127
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           All done!

128
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      Good, I will now put
      the envelope

129
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    containing your $10 bill

130
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       into my magic pan.

131
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            <i> Voila.</i>

132
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       A few magic shakes

133
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        and the money
        will disappear.

134
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       It's still there.

135
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        Well, so it is.

136
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    We'll have to make it
disappear the hard way.

137
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(Kate)
'Willie, he's got a blowtorch.'

138
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I think these matches
will do just fine.

139
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    Sure, if you don't
    care about showmanship.

140
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Alright,
light the envelope on fire.

141
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           [humming]

142
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          Now, here..

143
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         ...peel this.

144
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      'And tell everyone'

145
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      'what you have found
      embedded inside.'

146
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     I have found a banana.

147
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          No $10 bill?

148
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        Um, um, Willie?

149
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Please check your wallet

150
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and tell us
what you find inside.

151
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Just my 20.

152
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             Ta-da!

153
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    Not only did I resurrect
    that $10 bill..

154
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        ...I doubled it!

155
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Thanks, dad.

156
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I can't spend that.

157
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       Umm, you've been
       a lovely audience.

158
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 Goodnight and drive carefully.

159
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    Hold it, Mr. Stupefying.

160
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             Okay.

161
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        It didn't work.

162
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       Who am I kidding?

163
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      I'm no good at this.

164
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 How cruel fate is,
 to plant the desire within me

165
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      but not the ability.

166
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   We watched
   "On The Dais" last night.

167
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[instrumental music]

168
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                           Hey..

169
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I thought you
gave up on magic.

170
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Something about
being no good at it.

171
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   Being no good at something

172
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     is no reason to quit.

173
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        Ask anyone at
        the Fox Network.

174
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  I admire your perseverance.

175
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       As long as you're
       not burning money.

176
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            Thanks.

177
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:25,023
     Hey, Willie,
     you wanna see a trick?

178
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Well, sure.

179
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       Okay, uh, first I need
       to borrow a handkerchief.

180
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Well, here we go.

181
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Thanks.

182
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       [ALF blowing nose]

183
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   I'll also need your watch.

184
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  Well, you-you will be
  careful with it, won't you?

185
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           Of course.

186
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,129
Well..

187
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,498
Alright.

188
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                      Thank you.

189
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             Now you will notice
             that in one hand

190
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      I hold a man's wristwatch.

191
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                    In the other

192
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                 a velvet pouch.

193
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:24,416
       Would you say that
       the watch is intact, sir?

194
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,353
So far, yes.

195
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,268
                     Watch this.

196
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I wave my hand over the bag

197
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             say the magic words

198
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                   Hocus pocus..

199
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             ...go for broke-us.

200
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:58,049
                And your watch..

201
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           ...is as good as new.

202
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           Oh.. Uh..

203
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,199
   I.. I don't believe it..!

204
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,401
        [watch clinking]

205
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,741
           Was that a new watch?

206
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      [instrumental music]

207
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        [Kate groaning]

208
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                         Rabbit.

209
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,272
Huh?

210
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,474
             Rabbit on my chest.

211
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         [Willie sighs]

212
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:03,081
ALF.

213
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,883
- The Stupefying.
       - The Stupefying.

214
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,462
              ALF?

215
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,133
              ALF?

216
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,668
                   Kate! Willie!

217
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:28,139
    You're just in time
    to see my newest trick.

218
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,975
              Where did these
              rabbits come from?

219
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,677
   Well, first father rabbit

220
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,380
    picked up mother rabbit
    in the singles' bar.

221
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:38,583
    - Then--
    - You know what I mean.

222
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,319
      Where did you
      get all this stuff?

223
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,721
   Buckley's House of Magic.

224
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,089
You bought all this?

225
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,457
Rented it, actually.

226
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:49,460
   They gave me
   the professional discount.

227
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,996
You still want
to encourage him?

228
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,666
               Aw, come on, Kate

229
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,867
              it could be worse.

230
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,938
Ta-da!

231
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,806
  ALF's gonna saw me in half.

232
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,210
                     Much worse.

233
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:09,781
      [instrumental music]

234
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,318
           [grunting]

235
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,254
You are not going
to saw our son.

236
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:21,059
         - Yes, I am!
         - You are not!

237
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,228
 But I'm ready for the big time.

238
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:27,866
How long does a guy have to toil
in kiddie tricks?

239
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,568
Maybe until he completes
one or two of them successfully.

240
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,605
        Maybe he doesn't
        stand a chance

241
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:36,808
 when all the diagrams favored
 five-fingered magicians.

242
00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,978
Maybe he's gotten into something
a little over his head.

243
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,512
    Maybe at three foot two

244
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,982
     everything he gets
     into<i> is</i> over his head.

245
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:49,988
   Oh, ALF, enough is enough.

246
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,823
 But I was just getting started.

247
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,260
        Did somebody lose this?

248
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,528
        Yo, right here.

249
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,366
       ALF, I'm gonna say
       in terms so simple

250
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:04,869
that even you cannot
possibly misunderstand.

251
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,539
              Huh?

252
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,943
    Learning magic requires
    diligence and patience.

253
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:15,513
   Two qualities which you've
   not as yet demonstrated.

254
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,717
         Face it, ALF.

255
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,887
You just don't have
the talent for magic.

256
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,556
             Sure.

257
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,293
    Kick the prestidigitator
    when he's down.

258
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,562
      [instrumental music]

259
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,299
  One, two, three, four, five

260
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:37,969
      six...seven, eight.

261
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,172
      Hey, two and three..

262
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,708
   ...could you at least wait
   until the lights are out.

263
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,880
Hey, ALF, I found
your magic sign in the trash.

264
00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:51,182
        Right next to my career.

265
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,418
       You're not gonna
       give up, are you?

266
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,254
  The magic wand's retired, B.

267
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,588
     Unlike Billy Martin..

268
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,124
 ...I know when to hang it up.

269
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:03,628
   But you promised I could
   be in one of your tricks.

270
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,397
     I guess I'll have
     to make it up to you.

271
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,932
           Okay then.

272
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:11,436
    Make it up to me
    by making me disappear.

273
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,405
       No, I don't feel like it.

274
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,407
Oh, come on, ALF, please?

275
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,812
Alright, get in the box.

276
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,217
       Okay, remember how
       we saw it on TV?

277
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,685
     You close the curtain

278
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,321
      and you spin the box
      around three times.

279
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,923
     Ixnay on the spinning.

280
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,491
    If you puke in that box

281
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,360
     it can't be returned.

282
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,100
           You alright in there?

283
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,735
It's alright!

284
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,737
       Thank you, Junior Wences.

285
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,307
   I'll say the magic words..

286
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,276
      Alakazoo, alakazam.

287
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,912
I'll show you what a hack I am.

288
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,285
             Brian?

289
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,087
      Yo, B, you in there?

290
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,158
             Yes!

291
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,359
Yes!

292
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,395
         I came, I saw

293
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,530
       I demolecularized.

294
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,566
        I can do magic!

295
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,835
      Uh-oh, now I'll make
      you reappear, B.

296
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,537
              Um..

297
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,807
  Uh, abracadabra, alakazam..

298
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,910
    ...I'm a better magician
    than I thought I am!

299
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,182
             Uh-oh.

300
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,917
    A glitch in the finale.

301
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,789
         Uh, alakazam.

302
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,993
            Oh, no.

303
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:45,897
    Uh, I vaporized the boy.

304
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,899
      Kate and Willie
      will not be pleased.

305
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,603
Especially since Willie told me
not to do any more tricks.

306
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,474
Oh, wait a minute.

307
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,910
    I smell a conspiracy here.

308
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,947
           [sniffing]

309
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:06,717
   I also smell eight rabbits
   cooped up in a garage.

310
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,852
              Yuck!

311
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:08,986
             Phew!

312
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,156
       Okay, where is he?

313
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,524
Where's who?

314
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,193
             Your little stooge.

315
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,161
  Is he hiding under the sink?

316
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:19,130
   Okay, Brian! Come on out!

317
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,566
          Simon says!

318
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,267
You know what
he's talking about?

319
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,903
                    Hardly ever.

320
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,806
   You really don't know what
   I'm talking about, do you?

321
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,475
N-no.

322
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,543
              Uh..

323
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:36,347
      Simon says, everyone
      take one giant step

324
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,015
       out to the garage.

325
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,986
      [instrumental music]

326
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,225
        Then I said some
        more magic words

327
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:50,228
       but when I opened the box
       Brian was gone!

328
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,532
         Well, not gone exactly.

329
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,001
Just smaller and fond of salad.

330
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,705
  Oh, wait. Here.. Here we go!

331
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,974
 I knew there had to be
 a secret compartment somewh..

332
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,811
       Brian's not here.

333
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,981
Don't deny your son's existence

334
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,650
just because he's a little
 different from the rest of us.

335
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,888
   ALF, don't be ridiculous.

336
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,789
         He is being ridiculous,
         isn't he, Willie?

337
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,591
Oh, of course he's
being ridiculous.

338
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,995
It's not possible
to turn people into rabbits.

339
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,197
        Even with magic?

340
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,533
It isn't magic, ALF.

341
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,568
It's a trick!

342
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,570
      That's your theory.

343
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:34,906
    Honey, he must be
    in the house somewhere.

344
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:36,674
Come on, let's go look for him.

345
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,811
      Don't worry, Brian.

346
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,014
       You'll get used to
       the big ear jokes.

347
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,284
Well, thank you, Mrs. Beckham.

348
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,953
     If Brian does show up, will
     you send him home, please?

349
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,155
           Okay. Thanks so much.
           Bye-bye.

350
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,258
      - Not there, either.
      - Unh-unh.

351
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,761
     Honey, I-I don't know
     who else to call.

352
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,130
I'm sure Brian's fine.

353
00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:01,799
     He-he wouldn't just run off
     without letting us know.

354
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,669
            [sighs]

355
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,804
       Hey, Kate, you got
       any carrots left?

356
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,840
     Your son looks hungry.

357
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,443
    ALF, did you get that
cage from Brian's room?

358
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,678
         That's right.

359
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,513
What did you do with the snake?

360
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,982
    What are you so worried
    about the snake for?

361
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,952
    We're talking about your
    own fur and blood here!

362
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,789
          Kate, when you checked
          in Brian's room

363
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,557
     did you look under the bed?

364
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,925
N-no.

365
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,727
 Well, I'm sure he's under there

366
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,762
    playing cave dwellers again.

367
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,832
    Watch out for the snake!

368
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,168
     He was pretty mad
     when I dumped him out.

369
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:43,107
            Brian?

370
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,842
              Brian?

371
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,445
Do you understand me?

372
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,080
              Um..

373
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,215
        Hop once for yes

374
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,350
         twice for no.

375
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,755
            Hi, ALF.

376
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,190
      How did you do that?

377
00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:01,192
    You didn't even move
    your little rabbit lips.

378
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:04,895
          Rabbit lips?

379
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:07,531
  Brian, you're not a rabbit!

380
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:08,733
          [door opens]

381
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,701
                      Oh, Brian!

382
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,204
     - Hi, dad.
     - Where have you been?

383
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:16,307
    I was hiding in the car.
    But I got hungry.

384
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,709
Why were you hiding in the car?

385
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,112
     I wanted ALF to think
he made me disappear

386
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,581
      so he wouldn't think
      he's a bad magician.

387
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,250
         Oh! Oh, honey.

388
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,252
    It was nice of you not
    to want ALF to feel bad

389
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,988
    but we were very,
    very worried about you.

390
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,189
             Yeah!

391
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:35,092
       I thought I turned
       you into a rabbit.

392
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,094
                Sorry, mom, dad.

393
00:21:39,032 --> 00:21:40,264
Sorry, ALF.

394
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,266
I guess I messed up the trick.

395
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,068
               That's okay, Bri.

396
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,270
            Now you can clean up
            your own pellets.

397
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:53,778
A very large snake
just slithered into my gym bag.

398
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,212
 Somebody please do something.

399
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,481
      You better not have
      scared Captain Eo.

400
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,684
Go.

401
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:04,989
As soon as we're finished here

402
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,525
we're gonna pack up
all the rabbits

403
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:08,893
and all the magic boxes

404
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,194
and we're gonna send them back

405
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:12,196
whence they came, right?

406
00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,198
             Right.

407
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,835
      [instrumental music]

408
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:31,482
  Oh, ALF. You didn't have to
  bring us breakfast in bed.

409
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,150
  It was the least I could do

410
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:37,355
    after I almost misplaced
    your son and everything.

411
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:41,158
Say, I'm sorry the magic
    thing didn't work out.

412
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,128
     That's okay.
     I've thought about it

413
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,764
    and I believe
    my true calling in life

414
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:50,468
  is to build
  powerful fireworks displays.

415
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,739
      If you need me,
      I'll be on the phone

416
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,074
 with
 Buckley's House of Gunpowder.

417
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:00,811
              ALF!

418
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,813
      [instrumental music]

419
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,450
         [theme music]

420
00:23:17,663 --> 00:23:19,463
       [music continues]

421
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,777
         <i> [ALF laughing]</i>


